Just Odd Musings

So I got some new stuff including pajamas after all one really should get new ones when they are inches away from becoming a crotchless pair of bottoms. Oh joy I got some new underwear too since it is always good to have nice undies minus holes for that time when I get hit by a car. How embarrassin would that be to have a hole in them and get hit by a car? So I got some stuff and even managed to take care of some Christmas shopping at the same time. Since the items were in a package I of course went to open them since I can’t just will them to come out of the bag. When I was opening the bag of underwear I got scratched which means my underwear scratched me which I found amusing and maybe you will too.

You might just think what kind of screwball gets scratched by underwear. Ok it wasn’t the actual underwear but the packaging that did the actual scratching. It’s not like the underwear sprouted claws and reached out to scratch me because they didn’t want to be touched by my hands. They just lay there while the other stuff did the job for them. Maybe it was a security system gone wrong. I was able to crack it and pull out the items without suffering too much. It didn’t even leave a mark or draw one drop of blood.

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